Cut in two so she could see her heels
Disemboweled to be easy with diet
Two days torture up on Hollywood hills
The kind of role that kills starlets

She had a smile like the joker’s
A cute red nose - what a smasher !
I wish you could have seen her breath
Her burning man could have no rest

Real name was Elisabeth Short
But everyone would call her Beth
She was a holy girl in torch
And she had such a pretty death

Until your teasing ghost faded away
They all watched LAND being taken away